Democratic Party Now Selling Official Riot Supplies

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Democratic Party Now Selling Official Riot Supplies

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From the Babylon Bee

U.S.—The official web store of the Democratic Party announced a slew of new products Thursday geared toward helping left-leaning voters incite riots and mob people they disagree with in public places.

The Democratic National Committee proudly announced the varied offerings, including pitchforks, medieval torches, throwing rocks, and more.

"When they go low, we mob them in the streets," said a DNC representative. "And now you can do that with official Democrat gear: high-quality pitchforks perfect for storming Republicans in restaurants, torches you can use to burn down conservatives' homes, and rocks to chuck at pretty much anyone to the right of you."

Democrats promised a new selection of gear will be added to the shop every week, from homemade explosive devices to spears, and even a miniature trebuchet for launching yourself to tackle any Republican official you see enjoying a quiet meal.

"For all your civil discussion needs, make sure to check out the official Democrat store often," the rep added.

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For those keeping score:

For those keeping score:

Angry women who yell at their representatives: lawless mob.

Armed welfare rancher men who take over a federal wildlife refuge: patriots.

Tom C
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They're going medieval.

They're going medieval.

lucky
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EBT accepted.

EBT accepted.

Matt
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Also, if a black kid asks you

Also, if a black kid asks you for directions to school, shoot at him—preferably with your shirt off—as he runs away. Then say you tripped and the gun went off accidentally.

That’s the conservative way of doing things. MAGA!

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WOW !!!

WOW !!!
Mattybubbles sure does have a fertile imagination.

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Tom C
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It's a huge social problem.

It's a huge social problem. Blacks are getting gunned down left and right by white people and white police.

I think almost all the murders in Chicago last year - about 650 - were black people shot by white people. It's what we should be focused on to save lives.

... I think it's stupid to assign race to criminality and victimhood, there are many factors involved, including racism, driving while black, etc, which does exist. However, complaints that white people are running amok slaughtering black people without consequence is doubly stupid. Police confrontations that escalate to police killing are about even in proportion to race. In respect to murders in general, in terms of numbers there are about twice as many black-on-white murders as white-on-black murders- and I believe for reasons for that are generally other than for solely racial reasons, although it may come into play in some situations:.

Live-streamed torture of white teenager by black teens sparks racial backlash online

So, while a stupid person might complain of race in these situations, the stupid doubles down when the complaint goes completely against the data.

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